The funniest thing happened at work..
A regular customer came in to eat. He ordered the same chicken burrito, like he does. Within ten minutes, he was done with it. I reached under the counter to fill the utensil case, stood up and the motherfucker fell asleep on the table. I had a good laugh, alongside my coworker. An hour later, he woke up. I guess it was a really good burrito.